If I were you, I would just ignore what Mr. "135 lbs. and still shrinking" had to say in his comments on my last post. As proof of my incredible might, I refer you to the following photo essay of me single-handedly putting up the Christmas tree two nights ago.
And while you're considering on my brute strength, Mr. Man, consider too that this ain't yo' mama's wussy Scotch Pine scraggly branched excuse for a Christmas tree, neither!
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